I Told My Wife She Looks Sexy

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.