I Told My Wife She Looks Sexy

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.