Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More

British Women Can't Cook.

And If We Could Get The Local Leaders To Appreciate Their Responsibility For The Environment Then They Would Be Able To Explain That Responsibility To The People Of Their Faith.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!