It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

I Would Like To Go To Russia Very Much — Although The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.

It Looks Like The Kind Of Thing My Daughter Would Bring Back From School Art Lessons.