It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's

You Bloody Silly Fool!

We Are Suffering A National Defeat Comparable To Any Lost Military Campaign, And What Is More, It Is Self- Inflicted? It Is About Time That We Pulled Our Fingers Out? The Rest Of The World Most Certainly Does Not Owe Us A Living.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

You Were Playing Your Instruments? Or Do You Have Tape Recorders Under Your Seats?

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!