It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's

If You Travel As Much As We Do, You Appreciate The Improvements In Aircraft Design Of Less Noise And More Comfort - Provided You Don't Travel In Something Called Economy Class, Which Sounds Ghastly.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.

It's No Use Saying Do This, Do That, Don't Do That ... It's Very Easy When Children Want Something To Say No Immediately. I Think It's Quite Important Not To Give An Unequivocal Answer At Once. Much Better To Think It Over. Then, If You Eventually Say No, I Think They Really Accept It.

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.