In Marriage, Compromise Nurtures The Relationship.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer. Try To Untighten The Nut With Your Hand. Utilize The Path Of Least Resistance First.

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.