I Think We Can All Agree That

Reality Tv's Pretty Tricky For Me. I Don't Really Watch Anything Like That, Because I Think It's Brain-sucking.

You Know What They Say, When One Door Closes, Another Belvedere Opens.

I Never Say The Things I Really Want To. If I Did, I'd Have No Friends.

... Some Of The Best Sex I Can Barely Remember.

Along With The 97 Percent Of Women Who Can See, I Have Never Been A Fan Of Redheaded Men.