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The Whole Thing About My Books And My Life Is That I Create Drama's Always Around Me.

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.

I Love A Stupid Joke, Something That Doesn't Make Any Sense.

Tara Reid Is Charging $3,500 For A Personal Appearance Fee. So, For Only $3,500 You Can Either Buy A 1998 Jetta With 130,000 Miles On It... Or Tara Reid, Who Only Has 98,000 Miles On Her.

Lydia Was The Kind Of Friend Whom People Referred To As A 'party Favor' -- Always Fun To Be Around But She Doesn't Have Any Patience For Suffering Unless It's Her Own.