I Would Never Sell My Dog For

My Whole Life Is Reading Tabloid Magazines. It’s Really Sad, Because That’s What My Show Is All About — What Is Going On With Celebrities. So I Have To Know Everything.

If You Can't Trust Your Coke Dealer, Who Can You Trust?

One Of My Girlfriends Was Getting Married. This Was Becoming An Annoying Pattern.

Then A Homeless Man With A Dog Approached Us And Put His Hand Out. This Happens To Be Something That I Have A Real Problem With: Homeless People With Pets Who Approach You For Food When They Have A Perfectly Delicious Dog Standing Right There?

I'm Into Politics, And I Love Watching The Heavier News Magazine Shows.