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I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

I Was Never A Certified Public Accountant. I Just Had A Degree In Accounting. It Would Require Passing A Test, Which I Would Not Have Been Able To Do.

Because Of The Spin-meisters And The Focus Groups And The Way Politics Is Run Now. It's Run By Polls And Focus Groups. So It's Even More True Today, I Think, Than It Was Some 40 Years Ago.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.