I Think There Is Just A Vein

We Traveled For Two Weeks With A Pickled Hippo.

When Will People Learn That Just Because You Can Make Something Doesn’t Mean You Should?

Sometimes I Think If I Had To Choose Between An Ear Of Corn Or Making Love To A Woman, I'd Choose The Corn.

Honey, I Plan To Marry You The Moment The Ink Is Dry On That Death Certificate.

I Stare At Her For A Long Moment. I Want To Kiss Her. I Want To Kiss Her More Than I've Ever Wanted Anything In My Life.