How Hard Can It Be To Find

I Think There Is Just A Vein Of Humanity That Really Loves Animals And Really Loves To Read About Them.

I Stare At Her For A Long Moment. I Want To Kiss Her. I Want To Kiss Her More Than I've Ever Wanted Anything In My Life.

Hey! Shouts Camel. There Ain't No Woman In The World Worth Two Bottles Of Whiskey!

Is Where You're From The Place You're Leaving Or Where You Have Roots?

...poking A Lump Of Red Jello That Jiggles Outrageously, Like A Breast I Once Knew.