I Think The Two Most Difficult Things

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

I'm A Natural Behind The Camera... My Attentions Are More Toward Behind The Scenes, More Toward Creating, Producing, And Directing What's Going On Here... When I Finally Do Pop In Front Of The Lens, I'm Genuinely Glad And Relieved To Be There.

The Perfect Woman Has An Iq Of 150, Wants To Make Love Until 4 In The Morning, Then Turns Into A Pizza!

Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Eventually Somebody Will Throw A Rock At It.