I Think The Two Most Difficult Things

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

Ya Know, I Always Admired Ray Kroc, The Man Who Invented Mcdonald's. Ray Had A Vision Of The Most Commonplace Thing - A Hamburger And Fries To Go - But To Him It Was Just The Greatest Thing Ever, And He Was Going To Make It The Greatest Thing Ever For Everybody Else, And He Did.

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

Maybe I'm Like Acts Of Congress Or Your Favorite Chinese Restaurant - You Don't Really Want To Know What's Going On Behind The Door. I'm A Real Study In Contrast, I Expect, Looking From Without. But It Adds Up To What You Get On Stage.