I Think The 'south Park' Guys Are

I'm Allergic To Dogs, So I Couldn't Even Adopt What Gay Men Typically Adopt When They Have That Maternal Gene.

Don't Move To Seattle And Write A Stupid Sex Advice Column. That's A Waste Of Time And You Need To Grow Up And Get Serious.

Every American May Have Equal Access To Ice Cream, But There's No Guarantee That The Outcome Of Eating Ice Cream Will Be Equal.

Relationships Are Monuments Build On Lies

The Right To Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Happiness Means That Each Of Us Is Free To Go Our Own Way, Even If The Ways Some Of Us May Choose To Go Seem Sinful Or Shocking To Our Fellow Citizens.