I Think Astrology Is Annoying Bullshit-which Is

So While Gun Owners Are Always Saying That Owning Guns Is About Defending Freedom, The Only Freedom Gun Owners Seem Interested In Defending With Their Guns Is The Freedom To Defend Their Freedom To Own Guns.

Oftentimes, When People Write Me 4,000-word Letters, I Write Them Back And Tell Them If Their Problem's That Complicated, They Probably Need A Lawyer Or A Cop, And Not Me.

I Think The 'south Park' Guys Are Brilliant.

I'm Allergic To Dogs, So I Couldn't Even Adopt What Gay Men Typically Adopt When They Have That Maternal Gene.

I'm Always Telling People Who Say Two Men Can't Make A Baby: 'anything Is Possible For God. I'm Going To Keep Inseminating My Husband And Keep My Fingers Crossed.'