We're All Not Quite As Sane As

The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On.

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

That's The Way Girls Were--they Always Laughed. Because They Were Bitches.

Sure God Created Man Before Woman, But Then Again You Always Make A Rough Draft Before Creating The Final Masterpiece.

Horror Is The Removal Of Masks.