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I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.
-Emo Philips
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I Think Of My Body As A
Emo Philips
I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.
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