I Think Of My Body As A

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.