I Think Of My Body As A

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.

If An Asteroid Is Coming Toward You, You Don't Have To Blow It Up. You Just Have To Slow It Down Long Enough For Our Country To Rotate Out Of The Way.