I Think My Securities Far Outweigh My

Scotland Has The Only Football Team In The World That Does A Lap Of Disgrace.

Don't Buy One Of Those Baby Intercoms. Babies Pretend To Be Dead. They're Bastards, And They Do It On Purpose.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.