Don't Work Out, Work In.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

I Loved Japan. I Used To Read A Lot About It When I Was A Child. And I Always Wanted To Go. And It Was Delightful. I Absolutely Loved It. What A Smashing Place.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.