Don't Work Out, Work In.

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

Sometimes There's A Tackiness About Route 66 That Out-tacks Any Tackiness I've Ever Seen Anywhere Else. And The Meramec Caverns Are The Pinnacle Of That Tack.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

I Used To Have Mad Cow's Disease, But I'm Alright Nooooooooow.