I Never Made A Mistake In My

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

To Dance Is To Live!

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?