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You Know, [skin] Happens At The Gravy Boat Stage - Right? - Or This Happens When You're Trying To Keep It Warm. So The Way That I Avoid This Is I Keep My Gravy - The Second It's Done, I Put It In A Thermos, Which Will Keep It Hot And Will Prevent Air From Getting To The Surface. And I Keep It There Till The Last Moment. The Last Thing That Goes Out To The Table Is The Gravy, And I Pour It Out Of The Thermos And Immediately Move It In.

The Skin Is Forming Because Of Proteins, Just Like If You Cook Milk Or Anything Else That's Got A Coagulant Protein In It.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

There Are No Bad Foods, Only Bad Food Habits.

Racism. It's Ugly. Even In Tubers.