Now My Wife May Think She's Locked

The Way To Any Woman's Heart, Be She Witch Or Wonderwoman, Princess Or Pocahontas, Is Through Her Stomach.

My Mantra Was To Educate People - To Actually Give Them The Know-how They Could Use - And To Do It In A Very Subversive Kind Of Way. I Would Entertain Them, And I Was Going To Teach Them Whether They Knew It Or Not.

I Love To Have Battles Of The Wits With People That Can Dish Fast And Dirty - And It Leads To Problems Occasionally, 'cause I Can Sound Mean Without Attempting To Be Mean.

The Stubby French Painter Toulouse-lautrec Supposedly Invented Chocolate Mousse - I Find That Rather Hard To Believe, But There You Have It.

Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.