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The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Cash Advance.

I Say Grace. I'm A Big Believer In Grace. I Happen To Believe In A God That Made All The Food And So I'm Pretty Grateful For That And I Thank Him For That. But I'm Also Thankful For The People That Put The Food On The Table.

I Spent A College Semester In A Small Town In Italy - And That Is Where I Truly Tasted Food For The First Time.

The Problem Is I Am Both A Procrastinator And A Power Junkie, So I Am Very Frustrating To Work With.

The Worst Food You'll Ever Eat Will Probably Be Prepared By A 'cook' Who Calls Himself A 'chef.' Mark My Words.