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I Was A Really Bad Kid. Then, I Got Sweet As I Got Older.

Coal Mining Is Tough. Acting Is Just Tedious.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.