I Want To Do Dramas. I Want

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.