I Think I Wanted To Be On

For Somebody Who Has Injured Their Brain, Every Single Thing They Say And Think Will Be The Subject Of Their Own Questioning.

Watching Life On Mars Was Quite Frightening For Me Because Dipping In And Out Of Reality Was Quite Like Myself

The Easiest And Simplest Thing That Any One Can Do To Make Their Car Safer, More Gas Efficient, Whatever - Check The Tire Pressure.

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

And I Like Pygmy Goats, Because They're Just Lovely, And Ducks.