I Do Not See How Hanging Litter

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

Say German Cars Are Sort Of Very Built And Efficient. Italian Cars Are A Bit Flamboyant And Quick. Mexican Cars Just Going To Be Lazy, Feckless, Flatulent.

If I Can Be Cruel; I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Audi R8, Actually.

And To Mindy, I Can Only Ever Say A Simple Thank You. And Dedicate The Rest Of My Life To Her.

I Don't Particularly Want To Smear Myself Into A Hillside.