I Don't Know Any Comedian Who Tailors

What I Love About Comedians Is Their Instinct Is Always To Go Against The Grain. Their Whole Existence Is Pointing Out The Elephant In The Room. Already You Can See Audiences Are Pushing Back, But We're The Ones Who Really Can Take It More Than Anybody.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But I Would Not Trade It For Anything.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.