It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

I Think Helen Of Troy Must Have Been Pretty Hot. She Got Two Countries Going Crazy For 10 Years Over Her.

What I Love About Comedians Is Their Instinct Is Always To Go Against The Grain. Their Whole Existence Is Pointing Out The Elephant In The Room. Already You Can See Audiences Are Pushing Back, But We're The Ones Who Really Can Take It More Than Anybody.

I Think People Tend To Feel Odd When I Do My Act. Unless You Are An Ironic Person, It's Not A Good Place For You To Be.

Twitter Is One Of Those Dangerous Toys That If It Gets In The Hands Of The Wrong Person You'll Have The Mind Of A 12-year-old Masquerading As An Adult.