It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But

I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.

I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm Much More Superficial.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

I Think People Tend To Feel Odd When I Do My Act. Unless You Are An Ironic Person, It's Not A Good Place For You To Be.