I Think Having An Outsider's Viewpoint Is

And Like The Old Stereotype, I Overcame My Shyness By Making My Friends Laugh.

I've Never Been Disappointed By Politicians. I've Never Invested That Much In Them In The First Place.

I Really Don't Take Any Interest At All In Contemporary Comedy.

It Seems Like A Contradiction, But The Shy Person Who Is A Performer Actually Does Make Sense, Because In A Way, When You're Young And Shy, Making People Laugh Is A Good Way To Make Friends. It's An Instant Connection.

My Favourite Riposte To A Heckle Is To Say, 'excuse Me, I'm Trying To Work Here. How Would You Like It If I Stood Yelling Down The Alley While You're Giving Blow Jobs To Transsexuals?'