When I Wake Up On A Monday

Well, Sanity, I Suppose, Is Getting People To See The World Your Way.

If You Stay In A House And You Go To The Bathroom And There Is No Toilet Paper, You Can Always Slide Down The Banisters. Don't Tell Me You Haven't Done It.

When I Wake Up On A Monday Morning And I Realise I Don't Have To Go And Work At The Civil Service, I Really Think I've Won.

I Think Having An Outsider's Viewpoint Is Interesting And Good, Especially For A Comedian.

I Don't Always Vote In General Elections, But I Think I've Always Voted Labour.