I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns,

You Know, The Funny Thing About Lorne And That Show Is That, You Can Go Over One Million Things, But In A Business Of Bean Counters, He Still Likes To Laugh At Small Things And Creates A Show Around It.

The Ancient Greeks Were The First Ones To Say An Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. They Don't Tell You Of Course What We Found Out, An Examined Life Not That Fascinating Either.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

So Instead Of Talking About Theoretical Ways Of Ending The War And Violence, I Say That We Have To Get Rid Of The Individual Asholes In Each Office And Situation.

A Weird Sort Of Awareness Set In, Like, 'wow. My Stand-up Isn't Just Separate From Everything Else I Do Anymore.' With Twitter And Face Book, Everything Is Universal That Everything Everybody Says Gets Seen.