I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns,

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.

People Say History Is Boring, And That Is True Because People Are Boring. We Haven't Changed Since Time Began. We're Still The Same.

Twitter Is One Of Those Dangerous Toys That If It Gets In The Hands Of The Wrong Person You'll Have The Mind Of A 12-year-old Masquerading As An Adult.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

I've Been To Japan, I've Been To China, I've Been To Africa, I've Been To The Middle East, I've Been To Europe A Little Bit. I've Never Been To South America.