I've Been To Japan, I've Been To

I Know Nowadays The Common Wisdom Is To Celebrate Diversity As Long As You Don't Point Out That People Are Different.

That’s The Beauty Of Being A Comedian: It’s The One Job You’re Allowed To Do That. We’re Lucky. We’re Really Lucky.

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.

I Write All The Time - I Write Poetry, I Love To Write

I Think Helen Of Troy Must Have Been Pretty Hot. She Got Two Countries Going Crazy For 10 Years Over Her.