I Think Everyone Should Go To College

I Don't Discuss Basketball. I Dictate Basketball. I'm Not Interested In Philosophy Classes.

I Believe In A Business Boarding Up Early. If You Make A Mistake, You Put The Boards In The Window Of The Store And Say, "hey, I Made A Mistake." Let Me Take Two Shots In The Arm And A Punch On The Nose And Let Me Get On To The Next Thing. I Don't Believe In Worrying Over Failures. I Worry About Successes. This Is Opposite From Most People. Most People Zero In On Their Failures. I Try To Keep All My Attention On A Pyramid Type Philosophy Rather Than The Averaging-down Philosophy.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

My Rule Was I Wouldn't Recruit A Kid If He Had Grass In Front Of His House. That's Not My World. My World Has A Cracked Sidewalk.

I Think Everyone Should Go To College And Get A Degree And Then Spend Six Months As A Bartender And Six Months As A Cabdriver. Then They Would Really Be Educated.