If A Player Leaves Marquette And Doesn't

The Next Time I Will Cry Is When I Die. My Life Has Been That Beautiful.

The World Is Run By C Students

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.