I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very

I Live In New York And There Are A Lot Of Famous... Pizzerias In My Neighborhood, It's Really Hard To Find One That Isn't Famous. Which Sucks Sometimes, You Know What I Mean, Sometimes I Don't Want All That Glitz And Glamour, I Just Want Something Delicious, You Know? I Don't Need A Celebrity In My Mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza Would Be Fine.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

I Love Steven Wright.

My Friend Has Hand Soap That Smells Like Coconut. It's Nice. Unless Your Hands Are Dirty From Coconuts.