I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very

A Couple Weeks Ago I Was On The Street And I Saw An Ugly Pregnant Lady, And I Just Thought, 'good For You.'

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

Sometimes, When Something Really Great Happens To Me, I Like To Wait Two Weeks Before I Tell Anyone About It, Because I Like To Use The Word 'fortnight'.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.