I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Was Starting To Become The "crazy Guy" At Law School, Which Is The Guy Who Is Not So Much "crazy" As "annoying."

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.

If I Have To Move Up In A Building, I Choose The Elevator Over The Escalator. Because One Time I Was Riding The Escalator And I Tripped. I Fell Down The Stairs For An Hour And A Half.