I Have A Time Machine At Home.

When I Used To Go On The Wikipedia Page, And I Haven't Gone On The Page In A While, There Used To Be Some Guy Who Was Doing My Page And He Would Say That He Was My Cousin And I Was Going To Be Doing Projects With Him. I Don't Know Who This Person Is And I Don't Have A Cousin By This Name And This Person Keeps Saying That They're Doing Projects With Me. It's So Weird.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Wrapped In A Pita. Why The Pita? That Counts As Another Mystery.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.