I Am A Man Of My Word…

It Is Illegal To Yell “fire” In A Crowded Theater. If There Is A Fire, Please Yell Something Else Instead, Like “flames!” Or “smoke Maker!” Or “bad Hot!

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.