I Think Around That Time I Met

People Make Fun Of What I'm Eating Because They Can Tell I Hate It. They Know I Am Not Happy Eating Healthy Food. I Look Miserable - I Look Like I Would Rather Be Eating Something Else.

I Remember When I Got My First Adam Sandler Cd And It Was The Funniest Thing I'd Ever Heard In My Entire Life, And Continues To Be.

It's Definitely Not True What They Say About Women Wanting A Guy With A Sense Of Humour. What Women Mean Is That They Want A Guy With A Sense Of Humour Who Is Really Handsome. If A Girl Had A Choice Between Brad Pitt Or Me, She'd Pick Brad Pitt. And I'm A Lot Funnier Than He Is.

I Think That, Honestly, People's Censorship Issues Are Personal But I Disagree With Most Of Those Personal Choices That I See Others Make. You Know, I Watch Television And There's A Grotesque Amount Of Violence On Almost Every Show That You Would Watch That Comes On Past 8:00 Pm. And I Think My Dirty Brand Of Humor Is Far Less Destructive To A Child's Mentality.

After Every Single Take, I Laugh. It's My Own Awkwardness And Discomfort About Being An Actor.