To Me, Always Just - That Scene

We Started When We're Around 13 Writing It - Maybe 14. I'm A Little Older Than Evan Goldberg Is, Like, Only Like Six Months. But Like, I Would Say, Like, The General Structure Of The Movie, Like, The Series Of Events Is Very Similar To What It Was When We First Wrote It.

I've Never Had Something - Like, You Know, Drunk People Have Tried To Do That To Me, And I Instantly Shut It Off. I Say, Don't To This, Dude; You'll Feel Terrible About This Later. It'll Be - I'll Bring It Up All The Time; I'll Make Fun Of You. Just Save Yourself The Embarrassment And Don't Do It.

I Was Pretty Young. I Guess I Was In High School, So I Was Probably 13 Years Old. It Was Crazy. I Remember It Very Vividly. I Remember - It Was Actually Kind Of Horrifying, Because One Of My Friends - We Smoked Out Of A Bong, And One Of My Friends - This Was So Stupid - He Didn't Want To Bring - It Was After School On A Friday, And He Didn't - We Smoked Weed In This Park Called The Ravine That Was Across The Street From My High School.

I Honestly Don't Love The Cheech And Chong Movies, I've Got To Say.

There Was A Year Straight Where Every Weekend, I Went To At Least One Bar Mitzvah Or Bat Mitzvah, And We Would All Go, And It Was A Lot Of Fun. We Sneak Some Beer; We'd Hang Out; We Would Try To Get With Girls And Not. And Usually We'd Just End Up Hanging Out Together Alone.