I Am Lazy, But For Some Reason,

I've Never Had Something - Like, You Know, Drunk People Have Tried To Do That To Me, And I Instantly Shut It Off. I Say, Don't To This, Dude; You'll Feel Terrible About This Later. It'll Be - I'll Bring It Up All The Time; I'll Make Fun Of You. Just Save Yourself The Embarrassment And Don't Do It.

I Was, Like, A Brown Belt, Which Is Pretty Good. I Entered A Tournament Once, And I Punched The Guy In The Throat And Got Disqualified. I Realized - I Don't Know If You're Familiar With "karate Kid," But The Bad Guys In That Are Called Cobra Kai, And They're, Like, The Evil Karate Guys. And Then When I Went To The Tournament, I Realized That's What We Were; We Were Like The Cobra Kai Of The Jewish Karate Community.

There Was A Year Straight Where Every Weekend, I Went To At Least One Bar Mitzvah Or Bat Mitzvah, And We Would All Go, And It Was A Lot Of Fun. We Sneak Some Beer; We'd Hang Out; We Would Try To Get With Girls And Not. And Usually We'd Just End Up Hanging Out Together Alone.

[i Like] Die Hard And Paul Verhoeven Movies. S - T Like That.

I Think People Do Get Better As The Movies Go On Sometimes, And I'm Always Happy That We're Shooting Out Of Order, So It's Kind Of Scattered Throughout The Movie, And There Isn't Like A Clear Build In Everyone Finding Their Characters.