I Think Angelina Jolie Has Done Amazing,

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

Am I Eating Chicken Or Tuna?

We Weren't Trying, But We Were Definitely Practicing - And Not Safely Practicing.