I Feel Like I Have A Bowling

There Are Certain Things That Make Me Relax, Like Writing My Journal. That's The Only Time That I'm Relaxing. It's The Only Time I Really Get To Examine Myself.

It's Important For Country Fans To Know That I'm Not Just Trying To Come In And Take Their Money For A Cd.

Giving Up My Scotch? My Macallan 18? That Was Hard For Me! Though Now That Doesn't Even Sound Good, Being Pregnant. You Crave Other Things. A Big Thing Of Water Sounds Great!

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.