I Think A Lot Of Stuff I

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.