I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

It Turns Out Dentists Don't Like It Very Much When You Show Up For A Cleaning In Full Vampire Gear.

One Thing I Learned Is That It's Never Ok To Walk Through A Cemetery Dressed As A Mummy - Even If That Was A Shortcut On The Way To The Costume Party.

Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'