Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But

Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump Up And They Yell The Word, 'surprise' At The Party. I Came Home And You Emerged From My Furniture. You Don't Have To Tell Me How To Feel. I Don't Need A Hint.

The Problem With Most People, Is That They Are Most People.

When They Were Naming The Animals, Somebody Got Lazy: Anteater? What's It Doing? It's Eating Ants. Done!

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.