I Am In Love With Larry David.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

I Can Criticize Your Religion All I Want, And You Can Criticize Mine. I Don't Like This Whole Climate Of, 'you Can't Ever Say Anything Bad About The Group I'm In, Cause Every Group Is Untouchable.' We Can All Criticize Each Other And Engage In Debate All We Want.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

When I'm Going To See A Comedian, I Don't Want To See Them Hold Back, And When I'm Reading A Book, I Don't Want To Hear An Abridged Version.

The Great Thing About Celebrity Culture Is That They Can't Seem To Stop Themselves From Displaying Their Ridiculous Behaviour. I Feel It's My Job As A Serious Investigative Journalist To Witness All Kinds Of Behaviour And Then Report Back To The Audience Through The Prism Of My Own Anger And Bitterness.