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I Grew Up In Chicago And Was A Huge Fan Of 'the Second City', So When I Moved To L.a., I Was Looking For Anything That Resembled That... Then I Started 'the Groundlings', So I Went To A Show And It Was Very Much Like 'second City'. I Was So Impressed That That Same Night I Went Backstage And I Went Up To The Funniest Person There.

When My Pals In High School Were Starting To Drink, It Always Looked Unappealing To Me. I Would Be At A Big Party And See One Of The Popular Girls Or Football Players Completely Wasted And Puking And Acting A Fool, And Think To Myself, There Is Nothing Cool About That. I Never Wanted To Be That Out Of Control.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

I Also Don't Have A Desire To Be On The A-list. I Feel More People Can Relate To The D-list Than The A-list.