I Take In A Lot Of Stuff

Tastykakes Are Just Another Of The Many Advantages Of Living In Jersey. They’re Made In Philly And Shipped To Trenton In All Their Fresh Squishiness. I Read Once That 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets Are Baked Every Day. And Not A Heck Of A Lot Of Them Find Their Way To New Hampshire. All That Snow And Scenery And What Good Does It Do You Without Tastykakes?

There Are Some Men Who Enter A Woman’s Life And Screw It Up Forever. Joseph Morelli Did This To Me—not Forever, But Periodically.

You Don't Even Need To Go To College No More Because You Could Learn How To Do Everything On Youtube.

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

I Thought You Wanted To Date Other Women?" "i Didn't Want To Date Other Women. We Decided In The Heat Of The Moment That Were No Longer Exclusively Attached." "and I Could Date Other Men." Morelli Was Starting To Look Annoyed. "have You Been Dating Other Men?" "maybe." "as Long As It Isn't Ranger," Morelli Said. "i Don't Think Ranger Dates.