I Take In A Lot Of Stuff

Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.

I Attributed The Incidence To Temporary Insanity, And In My Own Defense, I'd Like To Say I Haven't Run Over Anyone Since.

Personally, I'm A Lazy Kind Of Guy, And Leaving The Door Open On The Mystical Saves Me Work. I Don't Have To Stress My Brain Trying To Explain The Unexplainable. It's Magic. End Of Discussion.

I Think That Some Books Are More Successful Than Others To Certain Readers. People Who Read My Books For The Humor, They're Going To Love One Book. People Who Read My Books For The Mystery, They Might Not Like That Book Quite As Much.