I Swear To God, If You Saw

I Like Girls Who Aren't So La-di-da. L.a. Is So La-di-da.

I Had No Idea There Were So Many Ways You Could Burn Yourself Out.

I Like Girls Who Are Self-deprecating. I Like Girls Who Make Fun Of Themselves. If You Can't Poke Fun At Yourself, What Are You? I Just Want Someone With A Good Soul. That's About It. The Rest I'm Really Flexible On.

Are You Kidding Me? It's Insane That Civil Rights Are Being Denied People In This Day And Age. It's Embarrassing, And It's Heartbreaking. It Goes Without Saying That I'm Completely In Support Of Gay Marriage. In 10 Years We'll Be Ashamed That This Was An Issue.

Ferraris Are Art, But They Love Being Driven.