If I Do Cardio I'll Disappear.

I Am Single And Not Looking To Be In A Relationship.

Ferraris Are Art, But They Love Being Driven.

I Like Girls Who Aren't So La-di-da. L.a. Is So La-di-da.

I Can’t Believe I Was Almost Too Chicken To Play Captain America.

Are You Kidding Me? It's Insane That Civil Rights Are Being Denied People In This Day And Age. It's Embarrassing, And It's Heartbreaking. It Goes Without Saying That I'm Completely In Support Of Gay Marriage. In 10 Years We'll Be Ashamed That This Was An Issue.