I Suppose I'd Get In Trouble If

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

Tolerance Is The One Essential Ingredient ... You Can Take It From Me That The Queen Has The Quality Of Tolerance In Abundance.

The More People There Are, The More Food We Need, The More Space We Occupy, The More Resources And Consumer Goods We Wish To Have And The More Development Has To Take Place

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.